you are either trying to be very cool or deep or you are cool and deep. In either case, you are way too cool for me.

Despite the fact you are terribly good looking, rich and living in the greatest city, it will never work out. One you are too far away. New York is great! You are lucky you can live there. But it is a few states away and I hardly ever get there. Two, people with money never advertise it. So therefore, you are not to be trusted. HA Or you are a braggart. In either case, despite how much money you have, or don’t have, it isn’t attractive. And I am never impressed with money anyway. Three, despite how I like you quoted CAKE lyrics and Hungarian Poerty, you are either trying to be very cool or deep or you are cool and deep. In either case, you are way too cool for me. I think despite how I can be witty and occassionally amiable, you will be quickly bored with me. I am just not that cool…. and I only appreciate “deepness.” And lastly, you are way too cute for me. I have curves. And cute cool, deep, possibly rich guys, never go for the nerdy smart girl in school, who lives on the other side of the tracks. Didn’t you even SEE Pretty In Pink?? John Hughes life lessons. And this redhead would always end up dating Ducky.

So these are the reasons, and there are many, why you are way too cool for my school, or Skool.

Have a wonderful life.